Online payments will appear on your statement as "PAYPAL*DOCUMNT SVS" or "GOOGLE * DOCUMENT SVS".

Paid orders cannot be canceled.


All content on this site is the property of the site owner.  The images and text on this site may not be downloaded, printed, or reproduced without permission.

All images on this site are the property of the site owner.  Images are for illustrative purposes only and may differ from the actual product.


Orders are deleted from our system once we have verified delivery and all return periods have expired, therefore we do not offer reprints.


Due to the personalized nature of our items, all sales are final, no refunds will be issued.

If you find a spelling error or other mistake on your document that was our fault, please notify us by email within ten (10) business days from the date that your order was delivered on and we will gladly send you a replacement free of charge once we have verified the error.  If you find an error that was not our fault you will need to submit a new order to obtain a corrected document.

Orders paid for online before noon Eastern time Monday though Friday will be shipped the same day.  Orders paid for online after noon Eastern time and those paid for on weekends or on days we are closed will ship on the next business day.  There may be additional days that our office will be closed and in such cases a notice will be posted on our site.  Orders paid for with an e-check will not ship until the e-check has cleared and will do so within one (1) business day once it has.  Orders paid by Western Union will ship within one (1) business day after the transfer is complete.  Orders paid for with cashier's check or money order will ship within ten (10) days from the date we receive the payment.  If we have questions about your order we will notify you by e-mail and will hold your order until we receive a response from you.  If your shipment is returned to us because you provided us with an inaccurate address or because you failed to pick up the shipment you will be required to pay the postage necessary to have the order reshipped to you.  Orders returned to us will be held until you contact us.

All items for sale on this site are novelty items for novelty purposes only.  The terms "fake" and "phony" as used in this website's text, title, meta tags, keywords, and images are synonymous with "novelty" and are used for search engine optimization purposes only.


By completing a purchase from our website you agree to and accept the following conditions:  I, the user, fully agree and understand that all items sold on this web site, herein referred to as "Novelty Documents" by "the vendor" are strictly for novelty purposes only.  I also hereby swear and attest that I will not use the Novelty Documents for illegal purposes of any kind, including but not limited to, employment verification and/or proof of income.  I attest that I am at least 18 years of age and agree that I will not use these products to misrepresent myself in any way. I understand that the vendor disclaims all other representations, either expressed or implied, including, but not limited to, conditions of merchantability and/or fitness for a particular purpose. I understand that by ordering any Novelty Documents,  I am automatically accepting these conditions and I will not hold the site operator or owner liable for any harm whatsoever that may be caused either directly or indirectly due to any use of the Novelty Documents.  I agree that I will not present any Novelty Documents from this vendor as an item having value, credit or merit of any kind. I declare that I have checked the laws of my state and that I am not prohibited to possess any type of novelty document and I fully release the vendor and all persons associated with the sale of the Novelty Documents from any and all liability that may arise out of my placing an order.  I agree that I will not initiate a buyer dispute with PayPal, a charge back claim with my credit card company, or any other form of payment reversal provided that proof of delivery can be provided.  I agree that if I fail to abide by the aforementioned I am giving my explicit permission to the vendor to use any personal information that I have provided in my order to collect my debt, including but not limited to turning my account over to a collection agency and reporting my debt to the credit bureaus. I agree that I will not use, nor will I allow any other party or person to use the Novelty Documents that I purchase from this vendor in any forum, including but not limited to, any type of media, legal or government related presentation, publication, report, evidence, production or exhibit. I solemnly swear and affirm that I am not affiliated with any local, state or federal law enforcement agency who is purchasing Novelty Documents from this vendor for use in any type of investigation or legal action. I claim complete and sole responsibility for any and all legal costs required to represent the vendor should I not abide by any conditions of this agreement.  I understand the vendor reserves the right to refuse and/or cancel any order for any reason.